Just some light reading

He was in the middle of winking at me hence the left eye action.

Mongolian Prawns

Scream this out in Jared's Chinoise accent, "You order Mongolian Prawns!"

Beets

La Farine A+ Choco Croissant

Sorry, Manny, I had to do quality control. Yup, it's up to par. You can eat it now.

4 lb chihuahua. 3 lb weiner

You Saved My Life, Potato Gnocchi.

You sucked up all the beer like a giant hair ball would to an Exxon spill. Thank you, gnocchi.

This one's for you, Joey.

Where was this card when I cussed out Dave last night, huh? Yeah, I cussed out Dave. Then had to send the sorry text this morning. He prolly don't remember.

Happy Birthday Mr. Rogers!

I am gonna switch out my brown shoes for my brown shoes and then my brown shoes again. And then take a swig of water cuz I am so thirsty changing out my brown shoes.

p.s. shilpa and joey, it's Jared's b day.

Bass Player Available

I am your dude. I will rock your band so hard. I've been known to sit on drummer's shoulders while jamming with sparklers. Oh, yeah, I also make furniture.

Jared makes beautiful shit.

Went to jared's shop. Awesome. Great lighting. Got to smell the japanese cedar. I can still smell it on my pants.

Extra Toes!

We all know I hate picking up poop

So funny story. So I am sure the 3 of you have heard me go off about picking up dog poop and putting it into a plastic bag and then into a landfill, right? Right. So here I am walking down this road, dogs off leash, pooping everywhere and out of the corner of my eye I see this lady standing on her porch looking at me while my dog shits in her lawn and by lawn I mean the typical California jungle where you're not playing touch football with your kid. So I am sweating bullets because we all know I don't have a bag. So we book it without a peep out of this lady. Well, 3 days later I am walking past that house and low and behold it's a frickin ceramic torso! who would make such a thing!

Bruni's Beamer

Better, but not great.

I need new friends

These two suck. 2 drinks and this is how they behave.

I hate you, beer.

No pic for you!

While Jared was in the shower I ate his roommate's scone

sorry Tim.

My stomach hurts

So I am on the quest for the best chocolate croissant and Piedmont Grocery's version did not live up to my high excpectations. I'll give it a C+.

Courtesy of the dog walker.

There I Fixed It

Yep, pretty good job.

Staaaaaaaay....

I make them wait for me untied and shivering at the door while I mail my letters. I am sure it's torture.

Hmmm.....

I don't think those are for you.

Vanity Plate

Work

I pulled into my work and saw this guy's vanity plate, "I BURY M" and then I looked up and saw Santo's Mortuary.

Dog of the Day