From Beardo to Mustachio...we're in a recession people

Downgrade.

Sometimes my roommate likes to drink too much

Fixies and Scrapers are out....

welded Huffy's with side mirrors are in.

I don't know this effing dogs name but....

I stepped on that tongue this morning...no lie. She has no teeth so that fucker just flaps about. It's kinda crazy.

Rainbow over the Bay Bridge

This guy

I ate. Chocolate pot from Miette in the Ferry Building...my happy place.

This guy

was on my window. hello.

Scarlett

Lucy

Loretta

Loretta

46 and West for LIfe

Living the dream, that 1994 dream.

Not for hire is what it says. Awesome.

I make hats, too!

Joey now makes hats and sells them on Etsy.com Correction: Christmas makes hats.

correction correction: Sold at regretsy.com not Etsy.com.

Reb's art is effing cute (part 1 of the night)

I wanted to buy this for my wife, Shilpa.

My Bosnian Burrito, Ba hida. (part 2 of the night)

She makes hats.

Hot Tamale (part 3 of the night)

Oh shit, you guys left me and this couple - man i always do this...make eye contact - and so i over heard her say i got my clit pierced and then she said, "my twat is hot" and then she said to her man that she was making ME jealous....ME is me (jooles) and then she said, "I got this for life" and so I say, "oh, you two are married? congratulations" and she said, "I ain't married to him" and then he showed me his wedding ring. Um, yeah, and then more crazy shit happened. But the best was at the end she goes, "Nice meeting you". The crazies love me.

My Cock a Doodle Do List

I got the job

Malaria, swine flu, or i have a beard and wear a cure shirt disease?

Winner wins The Cure shirt if you guess Joey's ailment.

Jared, come pick up your speedo.

For realz, Dog. The funny thing is is it's really Jared's speedo.

Sup, little man.

The Crew

Remember when Joey grabbed Reb's boob?!?!? crazy shit.

JR and Sue Ellen

Sup, cleavland.

No gay shit.

Spring Break 2009

My ex girlfriend showed up with a kid that looked like me.....

that would suck if it was mine.

Can you handle it? Not really.

Ebony and Ivory.

My coworker asks me....

Let me give you the background of my coworker:

Stats: female, 45, 2 kids, married, conservative.

I am starting a book club

But I am not accepting any members. Seriously, this book is funny shit.

Wear Your Balls.....just a reminder. WTF???

Don't leave home without them???

It's Fall Yo.

Cause you saved my life.

I love Rebecca and radishes.

If you can't read the shirt, it's a pic of Reb saying, "I will spit out a radish!!"

hands down best shirt ever.

Ladies, can you handle this (vitamin D action)?

Hey! Why is the UPS guy chillin without a shirt on? Lunch break, possibly?
hahaha, side note, shilpa said, Jared sure does wear a lot of brown. hahaha. those indians, so aware.

Praise the Lord

I love you, Pizzaiolo.

Holy sh@# this was on the Mont!

Amy C. and I were walking past this piece of fine machinary and noticed the keys in the ignition and the ipod on the seat but no gangsta's in sight. Where were they? Possibly in Thai Lotus or Barney's picking up some food. We'll never know.

Just some light reading

He was in the middle of winking at me hence the left eye action.

Mongolian Prawns

Scream this out in Jared's Chinoise accent, "You order Mongolian Prawns!"

Beets

La Farine A+ Choco Croissant

Sorry, Manny, I had to do quality control. Yup, it's up to par. You can eat it now.

4 lb chihuahua. 3 lb weiner

You Saved My Life, Potato Gnocchi.

You sucked up all the beer like a giant hair ball would to an Exxon spill. Thank you, gnocchi.

This one's for you, Joey.

Where was this card when I cussed out Dave last night, huh? Yeah, I cussed out Dave. Then had to send the sorry text this morning. He prolly don't remember.

Happy Birthday Mr. Rogers!

I am gonna switch out my brown shoes for my brown shoes and then my brown shoes again. And then take a swig of water cuz I am so thirsty changing out my brown shoes.

p.s. shilpa and joey, it's Jared's b day.

Bass Player Available

I am your dude. I will rock your band so hard. I've been known to sit on drummer's shoulders while jamming with sparklers. Oh, yeah, I also make furniture.

Jared makes beautiful shit.

Went to jared's shop. Awesome. Great lighting. Got to smell the japanese cedar. I can still smell it on my pants.

Extra Toes!