Joolesiphone

Changing the oil.

2011-03-11T10:23:00.000-08:00

The best part is the coffee cup next to the parking ticket. Both have been there for days.

Ima gonna throw my couch away today

2010-02-25T09:59:00.000-08:00

What can I say

2010-01-25T22:45:00.000-08:00

I don't think that's pepsi.

Bluetooth vs birdtooth

2010-01-19T23:20:00.001-08:00

Bastardo, call me.

Oakland, bitches.

2010-01-19T23:19:00.000-08:00

FAIL

2010-01-19T23:17:00.000-08:00

Matching your bedding is never a win.

Tosca.

2010-01-11T12:36:00.001-08:00

hahahaha stoopid dog.

2010-01-11T12:35:00.000-08:00

From Beardo to Mustachio...we're in a recession people

2009-10-30T10:06:00.001-07:00

Downgrade.

Sometimes my roommate likes to drink too much

2009-10-26T11:15:00.000-07:00

Fixies and Scrapers are out....

2009-10-26T11:09:00.001-07:00

welded Huffy's with side mirrors are in.

I don't know this effing dogs name but....

2009-10-23T10:01:00.000-07:00

I stepped on that tongue this morning...no lie. She has no teeth so that fucker just flaps about. It's kinda crazy.

Rainbow over the Bay Bridge

2009-10-19T19:11:00.000-07:00

This guy

2009-10-19T18:20:00.000-07:00

I ate. Chocolate pot from Miette in the Ferry Building...my happy place.

This guy

2009-10-19T18:19:00.000-07:00

was on my window. hello.

Scarlett

2009-10-15T22:46:00.001-07:00

Lucy

2009-10-15T22:37:00.001-07:00

Loretta

2009-10-15T22:34:00.001-07:00

Loretta

46 and West for LIfe

2009-10-14T10:41:00.001-07:00

Living the dream, that 1994 dream.

2009-10-11T22:59:00.000-07:00

Not for hire is what it says. Awesome.

I make hats, too!

2009-10-10T18:04:00.000-07:00

Joey now makes hats and sells them on Etsy.com Correction: Christmas makes hats.

correction correction: Sold at regretsy.com not Etsy.com.

Reb's art is effing cute (part 1 of the night)

2009-10-08T23:11:00.000-07:00

I wanted to buy this for my wife, Shilpa.

My Bosnian Burrito, Ba hida. (part 2 of the night)

2009-10-08T23:10:00.001-07:00

She makes hats.

Hot Tamale (part 3 of the night)

2009-10-08T23:05:00.000-07:00

Oh shit, you guys left me and this couple - man i always do this...make eye contact - and so i over heard her say i got my clit pierced and then she said, "my twat is hot" and then she said to her man that she was making ME jealous....ME is me (jooles) and then she said, "I got this for life" and so I say, "oh, you two are married? congratulations" and she said, "I ain't married to him" and then he showed me his wedding ring. Um, yeah, and then more crazy shit happened. But the best was at the end she goes, "Nice meeting you". The crazies love me.

My Cock a Doodle Do List

2009-10-05T09:28:00.000-07:00

I got the job

2009-10-04T16:26:00.001-07:00

Malaria, swine flu, or i have a beard and wear a cure shirt disease?

2009-10-02T09:27:00.000-07:00

Winner wins The Cure shirt if you guess Joey's ailment.

Jared, come pick up your speedo.

2009-09-27T14:33:00.000-07:00

For realz, Dog. The funny thing is is it's really Jared's speedo.

Sup, little man.

2009-09-21T11:15:00.000-07:00

The Crew

2009-09-21T10:46:00.000-07:00

Remember when Joey grabbed Reb's boob?!?!? crazy shit.

JR and Sue Ellen

2009-09-21T10:02:00.000-07:00

Sup, cleavland.

2009-09-21T09:40:00.001-07:00

No gay shit.

2009-09-21T09:38:00.000-07:00

Spring Break 2009

2009-09-21T09:35:00.001-07:00

My ex girlfriend showed up with a kid that looked like me.....

2009-09-21T09:33:00.000-07:00

that would suck if it was mine.

Can you handle it? Not really.

2009-09-21T09:31:00.000-07:00

Ebony and Ivory.

2009-09-21T09:29:00.000-07:00

My coworker asks me....

2009-09-19T09:45:00.000-07:00

Let me give you the background of my coworker:

Stats: female, 45, 2 kids, married, conservative.

I am starting a book club

2009-09-17T22:16:00.000-07:00

But I am not accepting any members. Seriously, this book is funny shit.

Wear Your Balls.....just a reminder. WTF???

2009-09-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

Don't leave home without them???

It's Fall Yo.

2009-09-16T20:28:00.000-07:00

Cause you saved my life.

2009-09-12T09:40:00.001-07:00

I love Rebecca and radishes.

2009-09-11T10:28:00.001-07:00

If you can't read the shirt, it's a pic of Reb saying, "I will spit out a radish!!"

hands down best shirt ever.

Ladies, can you handle this (vitamin D action)?

2009-09-11T10:27:00.000-07:00

Hey! Why is the UPS guy chillin without a shirt on? Lunch break, possibly?
hahaha, side note, shilpa said, Jared sure does wear a lot of brown. hahaha. those indians, so aware.

Praise the Lord

2009-09-03T09:42:00.001-07:00

I love you, Pizzaiolo.

2009-09-02T10:22:00.000-07:00

Holy sh@# this was on the Mont!

2009-09-01T10:47:00.000-07:00

Amy C. and I were walking past this piece of fine machinary and noticed the keys in the ignition and the ipod on the seat but no gangsta's in sight. Where were they? Possibly in Thai Lotus or Barney's picking up some food. We'll never know.

Just some light reading

2009-08-30T15:17:00.001-07:00

He was in the middle of winking at me hence the left eye action.

Mongolian Prawns

2009-08-30T15:15:00.000-07:00

Scream this out in Jared's Chinoise accent, "You order Mongolian Prawns!"

Beets

2009-08-30T08:40:00.001-07:00

La Farine A+ Choco Croissant

2009-08-28T10:24:00.000-07:00

Sorry, Manny, I had to do quality control. Yup, it's up to par. You can eat it now.

4 lb chihuahua. 3 lb weiner

2009-08-28T09:01:00.000-07:00

You Saved My Life, Potato Gnocchi.

2009-08-27T08:55:00.000-07:00

You sucked up all the beer like a giant hair ball would to an Exxon spill. Thank you, gnocchi.

This one's for you, Joey.

2009-08-27T08:52:00.000-07:00

Where was this card when I cussed out Dave last night, huh? Yeah, I cussed out Dave. Then had to send the sorry text this morning. He prolly don't remember.

Happy Birthday Mr. Rogers!

2009-08-26T20:23:00.000-07:00

I am gonna switch out my brown shoes for my brown shoes and then my brown shoes again. And then take a swig of water cuz I am so thirsty changing out my brown shoes.

p.s. shilpa and joey, it's Jared's b day.

Bass Player Available

2009-08-25T10:03:00.001-07:00

I am your dude. I will rock your band so hard. I've been known to sit on drummer's shoulders while jamming with sparklers. Oh, yeah, I also make furniture.

Jared makes beautiful shit.

2009-08-24T15:33:00.000-07:00

Went to jared's shop. Awesome. Great lighting. Got to smell the japanese cedar. I can still smell it on my pants.

Extra Toes!

2009-08-24T11:21:00.000-07:00

We all know I hate picking up poop

2009-08-24T09:11:00.000-07:00

So funny story. So I am sure the 3 of you have heard me go off about picking up dog poop and putting it into a plastic bag and then into a landfill, right? Right. So here I am walking down this road, dogs off leash, pooping everywhere and out of the corner of my eye I see this lady standing on her porch looking at me while my dog shits in her lawn and by lawn I mean the typical California jungle where you're not playing touch football with your kid. So I am sweating bullets because we all know I don't have a bag. So we book it without a peep out of this lady. Well, 3 days later I am walking past that house and low and behold it's a frickin ceramic torso! who would make such a thing!

Bruni's Beamer

2009-08-23T17:46:00.001-07:00

Better, but not great.

2009-08-23T17:37:00.000-07:00

I need new friends

2009-08-23T09:51:00.001-07:00

These two suck. 2 drinks and this is how they behave.

I hate you, beer.

2009-08-22T10:18:00.001-07:00

No pic for you!

While Jared was in the shower I ate his roommate's scone

2009-08-22T00:41:00.001-07:00

sorry Tim.

My stomach hurts

2009-08-21T09:50:00.001-07:00

So I am on the quest for the best chocolate croissant and Piedmont Grocery's version did not live up to my high excpectations. I'll give it a C+.

Courtesy of the dog walker.

2009-08-20T10:30:00.001-07:00

There I Fixed It

2009-08-20T10:07:00.000-07:00

Yep, pretty good job.

Staaaaaaaay....

2009-08-20T09:17:00.001-07:00

I make them wait for me untied and shivering at the door while I mail my letters. I am sure it's torture.

Hmmm.....

2009-08-20T09:09:00.000-07:00

I don't think those are for you.

Vanity Plate

2009-08-19T21:15:00.001-07:00

Work

2009-08-19T21:10:00.000-07:00

I pulled into my work and saw this guy's vanity plate, "I BURY M" and then I looked up and saw Santo's Mortuary.

Dog of the Day

2009-08-19T21:01:00.000-07:00